cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(via orgasm)

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3 days ago
"Much of your pain is self-chosen."
- خليل جبران Khalil Gibran (via antieverythingism)

(via zenshawty)

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via bibbitybobbityboofuckyou)

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"I used to be an atheist but then I tasted heaven between her thighs."
- (via justmakemexscream)

(Source: mainlyboredom, via zenshawty)

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ytoob:

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

(Source: mnagos, via tripppydude)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via stability)

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